Crash Baggage is the anti-luggage. This pre-dented and damaged line of suitcases comes looking well-traveled and already loved. While you might think this an April Fool's joke, I assure you it is not.
I love the philosophy (and snark) behind their brand. "Before you say it's so stupid, check to see if you are wearing jeans with pre-made holes in them," says Crashed Baggage on their website. They also point out that owning one of these suitcases will help eliminate any anger or anxiety associated with seeing baggage handlers abuse your bag.